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2014 so far
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
Wonder how July is gonna be
i will keep reblogging this each month
i came out tonight to get attacked and honestly i am having such a fun time right now
i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly
reblog if this cat is prettier than you
a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts
me trying to exercise
SCHOOL IS SOON
THAT MEANS HOMEWORK
I definitely do not remember episodes of Spongebob looking this demonic.
i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)
When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.
laughs for 10 minutes
thinks about what made me laugh
laughs for 10 more minutes
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Me!? Excited for Series 8!?
No, no, you must be mistaken
I mean, I don’t even watch Dentist What
legalize peruvian puff peppers